Right then, here's a cracking title: "The Iron Duke's Own: Armoured Prestige, Unmatched Presence."
Right then, guv'nor, fancy something a bit special do ya? Forget the usual humdrum, this here's the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks... well, you get the picture. It's a proper one-off, this is, a right corker. Built with more care than a vicar's tailoring, it's got the sort of quality that'll make you the envy of all your mates down the pub. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. Chuck a tenner at it, you won't regret it, I tell ya. Bloody marvellous.
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